#30 is no joke
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
well.
I'm 30.
#one minute ago#damn I really REALLY thought I'd have my life more together#I mean to be real I 10000% did not expect to live until 30 good grief#but in my day dreams of 'what I might have been like if I lived to be an adult' this was not it#not still living like an emancipated minor in a 1 1/2 that's not even official it's more of a charity by the people who own the garage#that it's built in#not remembering to eat every day and eating the same 'gotta eat something' random assortment of whatever is in the cabinets#that I've been eating since I was 4#still working 4 jobs and not having my phd yet#literally never gone on one date and still feel too young for a relationship because I don't ever EVER want to be that guy#who doesn't know how to do anything and expects their partner to take care of them#I can barely do laundry and I straight up refuse to do dishes#I buy paper plates and cups#I'm not going to impose that on anyone#I keep thinking when I grow up I can have a relationship but I'm not old enough yet#but buddy I'm a freaking grown up now#30 is no joke#it's official#I just suck.#it's not about age its about being a garbage person#like i would never ever EXPECT my partner to take care of me but in practical terms I would fail at keeping the house clean#and they would pick up the slack becuase they don't want to live in a trash hole and would get mad and/or bitter with me for making them#living alone my bad choices only effect me#when i've lived with roommates in the past this has always been a key point of breakdown#even when I've tried to be extra dilligent I would forget a glass somewhere becuase I planned to reuse it and my roomate would wash it#and be mad that I felt entitled and expected them to clean up after me when I absolutly did NOT in fact I was horrified#that they needed to clean something up after me- I just simply lost track of it. and that was 10000% unfun for everyone involved#I was ashamed 100% of the time and they felt used 100% of the time and no one had a good time
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
59K notes
·
View notes
Text
bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
letterboxd really makes me wonder what a lot of these people derive out of watching movies /using this site because they seem extremely out of touch with their own feelings and only care about the dopamine hit when the numbers go up on their ifunny comments. this legitimately means nothing. completely devoid of meaning. its a gray flavorless mush . what am i supposed to do with this. im not expecting a professionally written review by all means but this is a new low. im mad i accidentally scrolled down too far and saw this on the front page. this ruined my day and it hasnt even started yet
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever
#talking#edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao#i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years#older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post#you guys are so sensitive my god#i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to#take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
seriously why is erik like that
#why did i spend 30 minutes making this#cherik#x men#x men movies#xmfc#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#shitpost#erik was a freak forreal#erik ‘you can do that too?’#charles ‘aw fuck he’s found out about it’#they make emma do this with her telepathy so im allowed to joke with charles. for equality <3
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Sam had sex. Now he is gone, probably traveling interdimentionally, with the Archivist. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE-
#i’ve said it once I’ll say it again#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 30#(this is a joke btw don’t take it seriously)
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️
#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI#help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS)#i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord.#vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!!#anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here#pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
The dichotomy between Essek in Aeor Arc I and Aeor Arc II is incredible. The first time he was in the throes of crushing guilt, he was often walking on eggshells, and he was largely an anxious wreck. He got to be competent and in control of his own destiny like twice total. This time around he's confident and assured even when things are going wrong, he's deeply unafraid to show it when he's pissed off, and he will not shut up about his boyfriend. Absolute glow-up. I love this for him SO much.
#you're doing SO great bby ily!!!#I know I made a joke about it earlier but literally what getting from like. early to mid 20s into late 20s to 30s is like#cr spoilers#critical role#essek thelyss
682 notes
·
View notes
Text
pre-gaming bigger tits by experiencing early onset back pain
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
kiseki: dear to me as text posts (3/?)
#kiseki: dear to me#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#ai di#chen yi#kdtm#userspicy#useralias#mt#gifs#kdtmmemes#yes 65 year old coworker is zerui#yes he's like 30 I KNOW#rest of the main cast#is like 18-21 right#so he's basically ancient for them anyway#this is A JOKE#for the blond men one tho#i don't even have an explanation#i saw the post and it was funny#for me#ALSO couldn't use the actual dagger scene#for that dagger one#because it's like 1 second long#and fades to black#a crime against me personally
928 notes
·
View notes
Text
[ID: Digital artwork starring several characters from Mob Psycho 100. The 1st features Tome Kurata, Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama, and Dimple, the two teens frozen in a walking/running position while facing away from each other as Dimple floats above their heads. Tome looks jovial and is pointing upwards, as drawings of aliens and space decorate her side of the page, while Mob looks more neutral, grasping a sunflower in his hand as broccolis and other plants sprout from his side. Next drawing is of Shou Suzuki, posing before a grey background with his red aura in full force around him. His back his facing the audience as he cranes his face for us to see, grinning smugly and somewhat threateningly. Final page is a compilation of some shitposts, including (from left to right): cat Mob, cat Ritsu, and cat Teruki exploring a large cardboard box with the words "GLADIATOR ARENA" framing the image as a twitter post, a two-panel comic with Serizawa muttering, "Are our perceptions of reality distorted by the current zeitgeist??" as Reigen nonchalantly responds, "Don't worry kitten", which leads to the next panel of them happily holding hands as Serizawa says, "Okay <3 Yay <3", Tome looking up at a wasp's nest in a tree as she muses, "I think if I go in with an open heart then this swarm of wasps will listen to reason", and finally Teruki, looking disheveled and angry, states, "I can do whatever the FUCK I want, I can do whatever I want, I can do anything, I'm like mewtwo" as Mob and Dimple stare at him, unamused. End ID]
More Shmops
#not gonna lie drawing reigen calling serizawa kitten even as a joke reduced my lifespan by about 30 percent i think#mp100#mob psycho 100#tome kurata#shigeo kageyama#ritsu kageyama#teruki hanazawa#shou suzuki#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#serirei#dimple#ekubo#mob
522 notes
·
View notes
Text
i should be allowed onto the hc server for the sole reason of being able to grab base reference photos from the angles I need to draw them correctly
#for legal reasons this is a JOKE#but hhhh i hate scrubbing through videos for like 30 mins to find a close-ish base angle to what i want#bapple rambles
319 notes
·
View notes
Text
#pit girl identity confirmed #the only way mari would let misty get near the food #is if mari IS the food
#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#misty quigley#mistyquigleyedit#mari#mine#edit#*#evidence*#p r o o f#crack*#2k#1k#this is like 70% a joke#but 30% real bc of misty's smile like that is a girl who literally ate her problem#we stan#q
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
it's my birthday today! ✨✨✨ i'm making a timeloop rpg with ✊✋✌️ gameplay called In Stars and Time, which will come out this year!!! if you felt like it, it would be lovely if you wishlisted it on Steam, or told your friends about it :>
as you can guess, indie games in general thrive on word of mouth, so if you took the time to tell even one of your friends about it, or rebblogged this post, that's word of mouth baby!!! thank you :>
#gamedev#indie dev#timeloop#rpgmaker#game dev#indie game#also im turning 30 today heehee#blatantly using my birthday for marketing. thats how we do it baby!!!!!!!#jokes aside if you word of mouth today or worded of mouthed before: thank you so much.
1K notes
·
View notes